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Reluctant Riser Bear

Nuuuuhhhhhh! Is the cry of Reluctant Riser Bear as the sun peeks through the window. A kick of the well stuffed legs, a roll over, paws over the eyes. Reluctant Riser Bear is not happy as he comes unwillingly to wakefulness. Why did it have to be morning already?

Bad Hair Collective

Come this way they said, please wait here they said. Suddenly pulling across some tape the administrator smiled and said "Stay here out of sight, before you give all us teddies a bad name." Quarantined till further notice the teddies and bears stood forlornly. It was a bad hair day, why did it have to be worse than that? The stuffing wriggled and squirmed as they seethed with embarrassment. Their button eyes glimmered dully in the shadowy corner as they waited for their bad hair day to end.

Overstuffed Bear

Splitting at the seams the tummy was too round, too stuffed and starting to worry overstuffed bear. It had only been... um... well only a few chocolates.. and a couple of cake slices..some icecream, a little scoop.. a bit of custard.. a biscuit.. oh and the hot chocolate... with marshmallows, after dinner itself of course.... A soft sigh of happy chocolate haze escapes his bear lips, followed by a stuffed groan as his tummy seams complain.

Ugh Bear

If Ugh bear doesn't move he almost feels ok. Uuuurgh...Ugh bear can't get up Don't make him. His stuffing might collapse and there will be nothing left of Ugh bear but fluff and stuff floating off in the draught from under the door.

Big Head Bear

This bear's opinion has weight, when he nods he needs the support of other bears. When he walks the balance of front and back must be central to main squishy body or big head will topple. Centred, focussed and dependent on supporters this bear has big fluffy stuffing ideas on life.

Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

Cleavage Bear

The stuffing is not too squished, she can just feel her toes. It is a good thing teddies don't need to breathe. Cleavage bear was ready to face the world. Just getting up though will be an obstacle.