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Ugh Bear

If Ugh bear doesn't move he almost feels ok.

Uuuurgh...Ugh bear can't get up

Don't make him.

His stuffing might collapse and there will be nothing left of Ugh bear but fluff and stuff floating off in the draught from under the door.

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