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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu"

Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces.

"The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill."

Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

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  1. Can you tell I went to Karate Kid? My girl, five years of age, punched the air with a yes when the kid took out his opponent. She, inspired greatly, immediately afterwards practised her kung fu in the shopping trolly "hiah yah hiah" in the middle of the local vege shop. The asian owners had trouble remembering to charge the cute pig tailed princess of kung fu for the apples.

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