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Reluctant Riser Bear
Nuuuuhhhhhh! Is the cry of Reluctant Riser Bear as the sun peeks through the window.
A kick of the well stuffed legs, a roll over, paws over the eyes. Reluctant Riser Bear is not happy as he comes unwillingly to wakefulness. Why did it have to be morning already?
Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.
Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.
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