Bad Hair Collective

Come this way they said, please wait here they said. Suddenly pulling across some tape the administrator smiled and said "Stay here out of sight, before you give all us teddies a bad name."

Quarantined till further notice the teddies and bears stood forlornly. It was a bad hair day, why did it have to be worse than that?

The stuffing wriggled and squirmed as they seethed with embarrassment. Their button eyes glimmered dully in the shadowy corner as they waited for their bad hair day to end.

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I ate my valentine!

Falling to the floor in complete misery valentine bear cried her little button eyes out. In a fit of fluffy hunger she had eaten the treasured memento of her true love. Staining the stomach fluff was now the sugar heart that read 'I miss you already'. Her only hope now was that he would not ask to see it.

Sleep in Bear

As the bright light hit the fluff Sleepin Bear refused to acknowledge it. It was too early. Of course this was expressed as "nuuuuhhhhhh" and Sleepin Bear turning away from the sun.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

Bear Life

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