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Bad Hair Collective

Come this way they said, please wait here they said. Suddenly pulling across some tape the administrator smiled and said "Stay here out of sight, before you give all us teddies a bad name."

Quarantined till further notice the teddies and bears stood forlornly. It was a bad hair day, why did it have to be worse than that?

The stuffing wriggled and squirmed as they seethed with embarrassment. Their button eyes glimmered dully in the shadowy corner as they waited for their bad hair day to end.

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