Bad Hair Collective

Come this way they said, please wait here they said. Suddenly pulling across some tape the administrator smiled and said "Stay here out of sight, before you give all us teddies a bad name."

Quarantined till further notice the teddies and bears stood forlornly. It was a bad hair day, why did it have to be worse than that?

The stuffing wriggled and squirmed as they seethed with embarrassment. Their button eyes glimmered dully in the shadowy corner as they waited for their bad hair day to end.

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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

Beary Christmas

Chilling out under the Christmas tree, Christmas Bear was glad the powers that be had made lights able to twinkle. The pretty colors flickered through his empty fluff as he recovered from too much egg nog.

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