Overstuffed Bear

Splitting at the seams the tummy was too round, too stuffed and starting to worry overstuffed bear.

It had only been... um... well only a few chocolates.. and a couple of cake slices..some icecream, a little scoop.. a bit of custard.. a biscuit.. oh and the hot chocolate... with marshmallows, after dinner itself of course....

A soft sigh of happy chocolate haze escapes his bear lips, followed by a stuffed groan as his tummy seams complain.

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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

New Apathy

apathy /ˈapəθi/ Learn to pronounce noun lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern. "widespread apathy among students"

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