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F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance.

I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff.

Piss off and let this bear think.

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  1. This bear is dedicated to my husband who works in the IT industry.

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  2. June might need some cheery bears.. looking at my list.. hmmm cheerier bear coming up this week.

    Any requests?

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  3. And this bear's message is not directed at anyone. Can you tell I am not good at swearing? Blushing author may edit text soon.

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  4. I like this bear cause it's true IT does that too you.

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