The Australian Drop Bear

A mask, a few fun slippers and fluff tied around the ears marred the reputation of koalas forever. Stanley, with no idea of the slander he was committing, hoped to scare the fluff out of the bunny below.

He waited 'till the last second for his bestial roar, only to realise that maybe the tree had been too high, since he had to wait a minute or two..

Their fluff mingled and the strange tangle confused the autopsy results. A new beast was born: The Australian Drop Bear.

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I ate my valentine!

Falling to the floor in complete misery valentine bear cried her little button eyes out. In a fit of fluffy hunger she had eaten the treasured memento of her true love. Staining the stomach fluff was now the sugar heart that read 'I miss you already'. Her only hope now was that he would not ask to see it.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

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apathy /ˈapəθi/ Learn to pronounce noun lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern. "widespread apathy among students"

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