The Australian Drop Bear

A mask, a few fun slippers and fluff tied around the ears marred the reputation of koalas forever. Stanley, with no idea of the slander he was committing, hoped to scare the fluff out of the bunny below.

He waited 'till the last second for his bestial roar, only to realise that maybe the tree had been too high, since he had to wait a minute or two..

Their fluff mingled and the strange tangle confused the autopsy results. A new beast was born: The Australian Drop Bear.

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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

New Apathy

apathy /ˈapəθi/ Learn to pronounce noun lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern. "widespread apathy among students"

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