Infiltrator Bunny

In disguise as the enemy I prowl with the bears at their picnic. I am not afraid. I am fearless as I digest iced buns and drink honey tea. Suddenly I am stared at... What can be the matter? They all seem to grow quiet and watchful. Oh.. this is not the way they would eat a carrot. Infiltrator bunny was a bunny who liked to tread with danger in each step, crunch on danger with each munch of his carrot.

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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

New Apathy

apathy /ˈapəθi/ Learn to pronounce noun lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern. "widespread apathy among students"

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