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Apathy Bear
Birds chirping, sunshine through the windows, dust particles settling on my desk, it is all I can do to simply exist. Breathing and slumping are all that this bear can manage.
Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.
Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.
This is my favorite bear, and it goes with me everywhere cause I have it on my dad bag!
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