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Smug Bear
"I don't have to pay my tax bill!" thinks Smug Bear as he balances his fluff over the a b c. A smug smile lifts the corners of his fluffy muzzle. The budgie in his back pocket squeaks his irrelevant thoughts as the fluff of Smug Bear settles upon him.

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