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Smug Bear
"I don't have to pay my tax bill!" thinks Smug Bear as he balances his fluff over the a b c. A smug smile lifts the corners of his fluffy muzzle. The budgie in his back pocket squeaks his irrelevant thoughts as the fluff of Smug Bear settles upon him.
Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.
Chilling out under the Christmas tree, Christmas Bear was glad the powers that be had made lights able to twinkle. The pretty colors flickered through his empty fluff as he recovered from too much egg nog.
OOooh scathing
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