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Ninja Tortoise Bear Wannabe
Ninja Tortoise Bear realised too late that his fluff could not hold up the heavy round shell. This was not how it was supposed to go. Mini Tortoise the Third wondered 'what the ... !' and tried to hurry by as best he could.
Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.
Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.
Very cute
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