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Ninja Tortoise Bear Wannabe

Ninja Tortoise Bear realised too late that his fluff could not hold up the heavy round shell. This was not how it was supposed to go. Mini Tortoise the Third wondered 'what the ... !' and tried to hurry by as best he could.

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