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Coffee Bear

He stumbled whilst the fluff inside him jangled and buzzed sleepily to the cup. The first slurp was an awesome moment. Draining the cup Coffee Bear felt his fluff stir. Then with a plunge downward he faceplanted into the cup.

He had waited too long before the refill.

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