The Candy Cane Rabbit

Watch out, you better hide those canes... minty droppings around the tree indicate that dum dum dum daaaaaah.... the naughty insane addicted Candy Cane Rabbit is on the loose.
All cliche's aside you don't want the mess of the little blighters' droppings stuck to your carpet. Really tough to vacuum up too.

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I ate my valentine!

Falling to the floor in complete misery valentine bear cried her little button eyes out. In a fit of fluffy hunger she had eaten the treasured memento of her true love. Staining the stomach fluff was now the sugar heart that read 'I miss you already'. Her only hope now was that he would not ask to see it.

Sleep in Bear

As the bright light hit the fluff Sleepin Bear refused to acknowledge it. It was too early. Of course this was expressed as "nuuuuhhhhhh" and Sleepin Bear turning away from the sun.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

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