Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny

She said nothing as she lay limp in the fuzzy arms. The carrot was sapped of all her strength.

Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny liked 'em that way. He took them back to his lair and devoured them. Then threw them to the compost.

Sometimes Farmers would take up a pitchfork rally and try and root out these monster bunnies who stole their beautiful carrots before they could be presented to society. They were always unsuccessful. Because Vampire Bunny was too smart, too evil and .... multiplied like only rabbits can.

So to this very day young carrots, celery sticks and even cabbages remain in grave compost danger from Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny.

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Sleep in Bear

As the bright light hit the fluff Sleepin Bear refused to acknowledge it. It was too early. Of course this was expressed as "nuuuuhhhhhh" and Sleepin Bear turning away from the sun.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

I ate my valentine!

Falling to the floor in complete misery valentine bear cried her little button eyes out. In a fit of fluffy hunger she had eaten the treasured memento of her true love. Staining the stomach fluff was now the sugar heart that read 'I miss you already'. Her only hope now was that he would not ask to see it.

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