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Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny

She said nothing as she lay limp in the fuzzy arms. The carrot was sapped of all her strength.

Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny liked 'em that way. He took them back to his lair and devoured them. Then threw them to the compost.


Sometimes Farmers would take up a pitchfork rally and try and root out these monster bunnies who stole their beautiful carrots before they could be presented to society. They were always unsuccessful. Because Vampire Bunny was too smart, too evil and .... multiplied like only rabbits can.

So to this very day young carrots, celery sticks and even cabbages remain in grave compost danger from Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny.

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