Long suffering bear.

Look at that! I want to go this way.. I want I want I want.. now mummy ... no.. ooohhhh loook.. I want.. can we..

and the rest is muffled as Long Suffering's brain switches off in order to survive the onslaught.

Shopping with toddlers.

Long Suffering bear suffers on aisle after aisle.

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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

Innocent Bear

The halo, though indistinct, floats above his head, his angelic smile melts your frantically frustrated heart. He is so sweet, so innocent, he could not possibly have anything to do with the chocolate stains on the couch or the broken plates hidden in the garden or the psuedo art work on your walls.

Emo Bear

Let it run and stain my cheeks. My aching heart reminds me I am still alive and the solemn stares of strangers let me know I don't fit in. Bear emotion and raw feelings are what I am about.

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