Lollygobbleblissbomb bear

Happiness bursts the seams and stitches. Whirling feelings of joy and sheer fun threaten to explode his head. The spontaneous smile appears on your face as you behold Lollygobbleblissbomb bear, an infectious epiphany of 'ahhhhhhhhhhhh that's gooood'.

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New Apathy

apathy /ˈapəθi/ Learn to pronounce noun lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern. "widespread apathy among students"

Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

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