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Coffee Addict Bear

The biscotti lay forgotten as the last dregs are slurped from the cup of coffee, the dark liquid absorbed into the fluffy blood of Coffee Addict Bear. Now a thought floated into his coffee stained stuffing... how to get out of the cup.

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