Bear Life

She said nothing as she lay limp in the fuzzy arms. The carrot was sapped of all her strength. Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny liked 'em that way. He took them back to his lair and devoured them. Then threw them to the compost. Sometimes Farmers would take up a pitchfork rally and try and root out these monster bunnies who stole their beautiful carrots before they could be presented to society. They were always unsuccessful. Because Vampire Bunny was too smart, too evil and .... multiplied like only rabbits can. So to this very day young carrots, celery sticks and even cabbages remain in grave compost danger from Vampire Vege Sucker Bunny.

Squished inside until someone opens the lid. BOING! Out come the bunnies wild and crazy and starved. For those meetings where a little extra crazy is desired. Or the canned chaos for a bunny hunt bear party. The special gift for someone who has everything. A new way to create a miniature golf course, check the can for bunny digging activity guesstimates. Canned bunny, invent your own need for it. It is out there.

The light beamed down and Teddy froze. Was it an alien? Was it a teddy copter? Was it the broken torch lying on the shelf above? Are we alone in this teddy universe? Teddy wondered and watched the steady ray of light waiting for a sign. He waited till the torch batteries ran out and was again in the dark.