Ball and Chain Ted

The familiar grin leaves me unprepared for the spiky ball of sameness as it hits me, driving my passion out. Chained gladly to my love I watch it go, knowing my passion will swing back with a beautiful pain and need. Always ready with a bear love smile is ball and chain ted.

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Karateh Bunneh

Ear poised, echoing the puppet master kick, Bunneh knew he had to master his goal. "No fwear, I shwall assh kickeh the bear kung ffhu" Sensei Hare had mentioned that one should make peace with his enemies. But Bunneh assumed that meant pieces. "The fwoam shwall fwy and teddy gutsh shwall spwill." Serious ass kicking tones were hard to achieve with bunneh buck teeth.

F off I'm Thinking Bear

Just leave. Shut up. I can't think with all that racket. My fluff hurts to circumvent your large bladder of ignorance. I don't have a nice bone.. I just have fluff. Piss off and let this bear think.

Beary Christmas

Chilling out under the Christmas tree, Christmas Bear was glad the powers that be had made lights able to twinkle. The pretty colors flickered through his empty fluff as he recovered from too much egg nog.

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