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Hannibal Ted

It has long since been discovered that the fluff around his mouth was not the inside stuffing of another bear. But long days tied and muzzled left Hannibal with a very unsafe attitude to authority, so after a few traumatized guards discovered this he was left muzzled and tied. Institutionalised and debearinised, Hannibal Ted plotted his revenge. 

I ate my valentine!

Falling to the floor in complete misery valentine bear cried her little button eyes out. In a fit of fluffy hunger she had eaten the treasured memento of her true love. Staining the stomach fluff was now the sugar heart that read 'I miss you already'. Her only hope now was that he would not ask to see it.