Bear Life

It has long since been discovered that the fluff around his mouth was not the inside stuffing of another bear. But long days tied and muzzled left Hannibal with a very unsafe attitude to authority, so after a few traumatized guards discovered this he was left muzzled and tied. Institutionalised and debearinised, Hannibal Ted plotted his revenge. 

Falling to the floor in complete misery valentine bear cried her little button eyes out. In a fit of fluffy hunger she had eaten the treasured memento of her true love. Staining the stomach fluff was now the sugar heart that read 'I miss you already'. Her only hope now was that he would not ask to see it.

Bad Bear frowned as he contemplated his handy work. What he needed was somebody to clean up the mess. He didn't want the spilled fluff to stick to his new shirt collar. It was always terribly full of static. Bad Bear sighed. Occassionally it is very difficult to be yourself.